The Communities Online Show [Podcast #1]
January 23rd, 2009
Ugh I hate the sound of my own voice!
My first podcast i did for my communties online class. The Communties Online Show
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Posts Tagged ‘Funny’
Never Graduate
October 14th, 2008
I saw this ad on the university lab pc’s screen saver. I thought it was hilarious i laughed out loud. A testement for my love of apple and the upteen degrees i failed to complete over the years. Don’t worry i’m in my final year now… will i graduate? You betcha! (wink)
Instant Messenger love story
August 28th, 2007
I thought this was hilarious comedy of the future :)
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Mohsin is cute?
April 2nd, 2007
My blog tallies up what hits and refferls i get and from where… Most of the time it’s from google searches.
My blog told me someone typed “Mohsin is cute” in a google search and it hit my blog! Oh my GOD! That was so hilarious when i saw that stat! I wonder who it was?!?! :) hahaha Oh maan that totally made my day :) aww let me wipe away my tears… i’ll calm down now!
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Why America is Fat!
April 2nd, 2007
Allah Made Me Funny
December 13th, 2005
I was watching the global peace & unity event organized by the Islam channel at the excel center in London. It was a pretty good event, being the first of it’s kind, and it was amazing on TV though people i know who went there thought it was very badly organized and could’ve been done better anyways Allah knows best and inshAllah the next event they do will be great…
I came across a comedian they had on the show by the name of Preacher Moss, a revert to Islam. His routine was amazing and being a huge fan of stand-up it was refreshing to see a brother up there doin his thaing. Getting info on him was easy which led me to Allah Made Me Funny site, they actually have a global tour of three Muslim comics (the preacher included) doin their routine to audiences across the world I thought I had to share this and would love to get some of their material.
Muslim community is generally well very unhappy especially in these times, so it was nice to see a guy trying to put a smile on people’s faces.
Preach on brothers
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Oh My God They Killed Kenny You BASTARDS!
December 9th, 2004
I found poor Kenny behind the desk. I’d killed him in my rage to find new things in these drawers I never opened mahahahahahaha!!!!
Seriously it was very ironic. I couldn’t believe it when I couldn’t find Kenny. When I found out I had to show my brother and I had to take a few pics (I know… sad) cos it was the way it happened I couldn’t stop laughing
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Where’s Kenny?
December 9th, 2004
I was cleaning up the mess I made after opening all the drawers yesterday and the desk had loads of junk on it and… Oh my God Where’s Kenny!
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Water Fun
December 8th, 2004
Well I’ve made a huge mess now. Everything’s out of the drawers and I’ve got to put them all back now…
I was talking to usman rather telling him off for being an idiot! Which he was being… he was asking me really stupid questions or I dunno I can’t even remember now why he’s being an idiot! I was telling him off and filling up my water bottle at the same time, it’s one of those big water bottles and it reached all the way nicely to the spout of the tap and I was telling him off while it was filling up. I hadn’t realized how fast it was filling up while I was telling him off and then all of a sudden it just blew. Water shot every which way and really high too it ended up on the ceiling. I quickly turned off the tap and couldn’t stop laughing. I looked at my brother and he couldn’t stop laughing. Water was everywhere and it was not funny when I was cleaning it up, but just goes to show pay attention to what you’re doing while you’re having a go at someone :)
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A Gay Couple?
October 30th, 2004
My brother Ush and I have been spending a lot of time together. We recently argued over the fact that he’s been with me his whole life and that he’s always in my shadow where as I had two years without him (before he was born). He resents the fact we do a lot of things together and it sometimes gets on his nerves. Brothers (sigh)
We were thinking sometimes we end up bitching in a store about something or somewhere in public for no reason and it just escalates sometimes into something bigger when it’s such a small issue to begin with. I told him it’s like as if we’re a gay couple and he said “that’s exactly what I was thinking”.
I said to him due to our new found bitchiness we should try one day and enter a store, I dunno maybe Armani or Hugo Boss as a gay couple! He laughed. We entertained the idea for a bit and I thought it would be kinda cool and we could pull it off with a simple accent and campness. I was thinking there was no way Ush would do it and I was right. But it would’ve been really funny though! Coming to a store near you…
Thinking of that reminded me of what I usually do to my other family members. I sometimes ring up home in a lame arab accent. Demanding where my Father is… “Wain Muthafar” and that there’s a problem with the pipeline or the system or I make up something. It’s really hilarious. I did it to my mom once and got her so riled up she put the phone down. But to be honest I did push it a bit that one time. I had to ring her back and tell her it was me. It’s so frikin funny! I use to do it to my little bro Imad, but I think he’s catching on… Little Devil
Hey they said in the last family meeting we had we should joke more as a family and not be so serious. I’m just doing what I’m told :)
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